HUMOR: OS insults

["Daniel J. Pearson" <dpears2@REMOVEME.gl.umbc.edu>]

I`ve always been amused by the derogatory names that many OS`s seem to get
stuck with:

Solaris - Slowlaris
HP-UX - HP-sUX
Windows - Windoze, Winblows, far too many more to name.
(Windows) NT - Not There, Nice Try, Not Tough, etc.
MS-DOS - Messy-DOS, MS-DOG

Anyone hear of any good ones for MacOS, Irix, Linux, Digital Unix, BSD,
AIX or VMS?  I know there just has to be some good ones for MacOS, but
for some reason I can`t think of any. 


{ Daniel Jacob Pearson  |  The art of flying is merely a matter of   }
{  <dpears2@REMOVEME.umbc.edu>   | throwing oneself at the ground and missing.}